definition: not exactly centered or straight, awry, askew, out of sorts, crazy, chaotic

This really doesn’t go with the blog–but isn’t it adorable?(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

People who still think the constitutional right to bear arms should include semi automatic killing machines. The brilliant men who wrote this had only a musket for reference that takes about 15 seconds to load with powder and gunshot. They could not imagine the horrible sci-fi of mentally ill, evil or people under mindaltering, dehumanizing substances obtaining machines that could kill 20 children and 8 adults in under 20 min.
Teachers who hug, love, care for, guide, educate and yes, take a bullet for, our precious children make less than almost any other profession. While men able to hold onto an oblong shaped pigskin ball and ram into each other have riches beyond their wildest imaginations.
Society with such supreme intelligence it dreamed up computers, programs,phones that simplify daily life and make communication effortless out-smarted itself. The lack of human connection is making us implode. Babies need the adult interaction of voices, faces, cuddles, movement–not Baby Einstein; our children need to learn the give and take,joy, frustrations an bumps and bruises of childhood tussle and play with other children–not xbox,playstation,wii;adults(myself included) lose out when blogging,emails,facebook,texts take the place of a catch up lunch,get together or dinner date.

now I need some funny ones…….

Just when the babies and kids do not make the ladies drop into bed with exhaustion each day(mid 30′s about) women’s sex drive goes up. Way up, and men’s go down.
the reward for nurturing your baby with natures finest nutritional gold( breast milk), is saggy, deflated boobs.
little boys shorts in a size 4 were the same length as the little girls size 8
men spend their bachelor years chasing women and when they are married chase their guys poker nights,golf outings and sporting games
when I was working part time, I had lots of “just me” money to spend and no time to shop but since I have been home and can find shopping time, but no extra money to spend